gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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