Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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