I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize