One girl and one boy is just not enough.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
