how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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