white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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