In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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