Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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