mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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