Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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