I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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