What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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