today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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