you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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