To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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