nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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