Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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