What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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