idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
it glows. i had to have it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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