she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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