I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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