dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
should my penis look like a turkey
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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