More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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