The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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