I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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