He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm too high and old for this...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize