MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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