i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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