How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone