she woke up with a sticky ear
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
its liver damage thursday
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