I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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