I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM