Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.