shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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