Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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