I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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