Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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