would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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