Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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