I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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