She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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