He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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