It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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