My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
God, I missed his penis.
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