I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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