i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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