Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize