I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.