"it" just moved
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present