I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We have started to decorate penises.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.