can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine