Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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