Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Randomize
