Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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