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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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