My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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