Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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