i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i can't believe i had my finger in that
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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